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I know what you are thinking right now: What the funk is this band called? OK, let's try to explain what we have never really been able to explain ourselves! Why this name? What does that mean? What happened in Weka's head this night? Who are the Scratters?
The word scratter has a bad reputation in the English language. It often refers to a type of individual known for being the lowest and most populated form of class in Britain.
Miserable ignorant track-suit wearing trash exemplifying the shit-encrusted population of the British Isles, abusive dole-scum. It could also have a fascist connotation in the mouth of people trying to find "bouc emissaire" (French for scapegoat).
Technically a sratter is a device for turning whole apples into apple pulp, prior to stacking as "cheeses" for juice extraction by a cider press. There is an 18th century scratter at Westons Cider Mill.
You want to know more about Cider Mill? Do not hesitate to contact us!
But the truth is that Scratters are eight international music master chefs with their sceptical experience learned and influenced in different regions of the world achieving a unique talent to bake any brain leaving just a danceable electrical activity.
Oh, by the way! If you wanna see some pictures, click on the pig face on the right... yes, just there, between "Tech" and "Shop", the orange and bordeaux one!
Music with spicy tempura adding some smooch to make thee a nice and fresh Satsuma juice that will satisfy the crowd thirst with just the first note.
Audience feet will be blistered after the funky triptoes sminky smoo dance and more. Of course: cowbells and tinkerbells always welcome and do not forget to bring your own funk sticks.
Now you can learn to use the word in sentences such as: "I wish the Scratters were my friends!" or "Scratters are awesome!"
